Crazy Septa Lady

It's been a while since I blogged but dear God did this EVER deserve it's own entry.

There was a woman in the Septa Broad Street Line Train today who was, for the most part, psychotic with a side of crazy.

Imagine my surprise walking into the train to hear this woman screaming at the top of her lungs as if she was getting stabbed in the thigh with a spork. What really tipped the iceberg? The crap she was saying. Here are some delightful quotes:

"I'm here warning you all! Warning you all all over the world!"

"Don't sign nuffin! They are raping babies in the hospital! Doctors rape babies all over the world!"

"Just have your baby, grab it, and run! I'm not lieing! I'm not lie~STOP LAUGHING!"

"Don't go to bars! They poison us! They make us sick all over the world!"

"Doctors are using dirty needles! Dirty needles to kill us! I'm warning you all!"

"Babies are being filled with semen!" (I almost died at this point.)

Now. You will notice an on going theme all over the blog. Apparently, she must've thought this particular train was on the equator line and not just Broad Street. Also, any woman that can give birth, then grab her child and run deserves a metal for having a super regenerative birth canal.

Philly is a scary place sometimes.

All over the world, yo.